Elvis Presley was known for many things including a peanut butter, bacon, and banana sandwich. I just made a kosher version of it. Take two slices of challah, a healthy schmear of peanut butter, three strips of bacon, cut off the tip of the banana, and feel guilty for eating it.
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Do Jewish people need anything other than questions to have a conversation?
Answering questions with questions is something Jewish people are famous for. Here’s a sample dialog where only questions are used:
Me: Mom, would you like to go for Chinese?
Mom: How could I refuse such a thing?
Me: Is it OK if I get you in an hour?
Mom: Do you think it will really take me an hour to get ready?
Me: Would half an hour be OK?
Mom: What do you think? Are we going Dutch?
Me: What kind of son do you think I am?
Mom: Will you be here on time for once?
Me: Have I ever been on time?
Mom: Why did I bother to ask?