I am inviting anybody in the United States that held a different opinion than mine about our newly re-elected president to say, “I told you so” to me when any of the following happen:

1. The national debt ceases to grow for 12 months straight
2. Our credit rating goes back to AAA
3. We completely leave Afghanistan
4. A budget is passed
5. The president sets foot in Israel
6. Real unemployment stays at or below 6% for three consecutive months
7. DOMA is repealed and benefits like Social Security and military spousal privileges are extended to all legally married people
8. The academic rating in science and math of U.S. students gets back into the top ten in the world
9. The president fulfills his 2009 promise to shut down Guantanamo Bay
10. The number of appearances the president makes on talk shows in a year is less than the number of press conferences he holds in the same year
11. There isn’t a single presidential appointee at the USDA that has not or does not benefit from Genetically Modified Organisms (GMO’s)

You know where to reach me.